You Know You're a Survivalist If...

- You can't put your groceries in the trunk of the car because its already jammed full with emergency kits, first aid supplies, and fully-stocked BOBs.
- You have emergency rations for your pets, and view your pets as potential emergency rations.
- You save dryer lint to make fire starters.
- You've ever considered digging an escape tunnel from your basement to the neareststand of trees.
- You know what things like 'TSHTF', 'BOB' and 'TEOTWAWKI' mean.
- You have different grades of BOBs.
- Your significant other gave you a sleeping bag rated at -15 degrees for Christmas... and you were moved beyond words.
- You fill up when your gas tank is 3/4 full.
- You know that a 'GPS' has nothing to do with the economy.
- You view the nearest conservation area as a potential grocery store if TSHTF.
- You know all the ways out the building where you work.
- Your toenail clipper is a K-Bar.
- You own more pairs of hiking boots than casual and dress shoes combined.
- You go to McDonalds and ask for one order of fries with 25 packs of ketchup and mustard.
- You've made bug out cargo packs for your dogs.
- You have a walking stick with all sorts of gadgets hidden inside.
- You've learned to knap flint, make twine from plant fibers for snares and use an atlatl, because you fear that all of your preps and hard work will be confiscated by FEMA troops or destroyed by earthquakes, tsunamis, nuclear blasts, ravening hordes of feral sheeple or reptiloids from 'Planet X' after TSHTF.

Can you think of anything else?